please talk to meeeeeeeee

no i actually need you :3

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me in 7th grade:
listen promise you won't tell anyone.. omg this is so embarrassing.. I got my period.. do you have a pad maybe?
me now:
LISTEN UP EVERYBODY I'M ON MY FUCKING PERIOD NOW SOMEONE BETTER HAND ME A TAMPON OR I'LL BLEED ON ALL YOUR FUCKING FACES!!

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isabela-stole-my-book:

44% of the audience of Guardians of the Galaxy is female and all the speculation states that women went to see it for Chris Pratt’s body. I don’t think that’s fair. Maybe (and this is crazy) they just like kickass movies with space shit and explosions. Maybe women can do things without men being their motivation. Maybe.

(Source: andrastes-ass, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)